- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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