There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

why did katy fall off her bike?

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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