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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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