- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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