- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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