- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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