- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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