- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

my wife out of the kitchen

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