Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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