What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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nothing

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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