- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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