i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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