Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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