- Anti Joke

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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