- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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