- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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