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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

The truth is he loves her!!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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