A Mormon walks into a bar

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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9/11

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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