- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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