A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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