- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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