- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

who do we all like george goodburn

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Dyslexics are teople poo

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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