- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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