- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

knock knock who's there? faith

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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