Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How old are you? 7

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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