- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call an arab ?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Title IX

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

call me maybe.

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