How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

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