Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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