- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

why did katy fall off her bike?

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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