Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Neil Lewis

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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