- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

i like it in the mouth

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Who wants water? I do.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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