- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Women's rights.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

woman's lacrosse

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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