whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Guest what? Dog

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Horse.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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My peni s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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