- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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