How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

boobs!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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