Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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123 f*ck off

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