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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Beka has AIDS

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Uh... What was emulating again?

denisssssssssssssss

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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