Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Chick Norris... Enough said

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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