- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A gay man watches football.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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