Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

hi michael

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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