Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

No antijoke here.

women rights

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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