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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Granny porn!

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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