What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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