- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Click here to end the world.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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