- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

knock,knock you suck

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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