I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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