- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Yo Momma So Fat!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Women's Rights..

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

quantum physics?

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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