Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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