- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My dog barks when someones at the door.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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