- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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