whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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