how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

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