- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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