what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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The New York Giants

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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wael.. nuff said

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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