- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

I am quite mature.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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