- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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