- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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