I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

WNBA

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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