- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White NBA players.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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