Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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