Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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