- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Barack Obama

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Julian Ha.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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