- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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