Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Knock Knock Who's there

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Pickles

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Caramel Boing.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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