Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Your Mom The End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Justin with a hat.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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