Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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David Cameron

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Knock knock.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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