- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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