Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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NASCAR

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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