- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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