- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what are you mike bibby?

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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