When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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