- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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