How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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