- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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