One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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