What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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