- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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