What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock No solicitors

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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