- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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