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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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