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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Your mother just died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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