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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

And Stephen Hawking said.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What is older than history?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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