- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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