- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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