- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Women drivers...

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Llamaworm

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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