- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I was watching Fox news.

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