Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

I went to school. Then I came home.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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