- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

hi mom

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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