- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Men

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Horse.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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