What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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