A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

I used to know what alzheimers was

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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