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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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