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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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