Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is funnier than 24 69

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

an emo girl walked into a white room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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