How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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rocky is here again.......................

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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