Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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