What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Justin beiber's penis

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Rebecca Black

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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